My friend's son is hysterical!
I got this email from her yesterday:

Holden was hugging me goodbye in the driveway this morning, and I told him if he remembered to do all his HW and keep the playroom clean at the end of each day, he can keep the Wii out and use it.  He said, "well, you know I'm a kid and we kids just make mistakes.  That's why they make edible glue."

Out of the mouths of babes...